kirbyfucker64:

"how old are you?"

"It’s a secret :3"

"aiight so either 12 or 40 got it"

breakburnandends:

whenever taylor comes on my tv and i’m not in the room my mom just yells “TAYLOR SWIFT” as if i’ll come running at her name. i mean i will but that’s not the point

iswearimnotnaked:

im so PUMPED about fall!!!!! ill wear 500 sweaters i dont care ill shove a whole pumpkin up my ass

darshanapathak:

Raise your hand if you’re straddling the line between crippling anxiety and not giving any fucks about anything

urbancatfitters:

do u ever play loud sad music and lie down on your bed and stare at the ceiling because life is fuckin hard man what’s up with that

relahvant:

i don’t understand how there are people who don’t listen to music ever like

are you people okay??????

unretrieved:

and then satan said “here, have feelings”

If I text you back fast its not because Im thirsty its because my phone was in my hand at the time. The waiting to text people back on purpose shit is childish

methlaboratories:

CAN I GET A HELL YEAH IF YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE DOING WITH YOUR LIFE AND YOU DON’T GET ENOUGH SLEEP

oknope:

people who don’t like pizza are people who you don’t need in your life

You ever ignored a text with all your strength?

scisallison:

people who are a combination of attractive witty adorable and talented

you stop that

JF